so on the spur of the moment i decided to go see the dodgers play the giants. i talked to fancy pants and he said he was in. so i bought two tickets for the left field bleachers, where we could heckle Barry Bonds. here's a rundown of how it went:each ticket $8.00 plus ticketmaster charge.
parking $15.00
1 dodger dog, nachos, and a lemonade(the only size they sell is large) $15.50
sitting in a stadium with 43,000 people chanting steeeeerrrrooooooiiiidddssss... priceless!
I mean c'mon, what's more fun than sitting in the bleachers and jeering Barry. the people in left field are pretty creative to. there were such gems as:
shoot um up Barry, shoot um up (clap clap). repeat until he shakes his ass in contempt. then increse volume
baaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllccooooooooooooo. repeat until he shakes his head
Barry sucks, barry sucks, barry sucks, etc, etc. this works best just after you have stopped booing and while he is still walking out to left field.
sstteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiddddsssssss. repeat until whole stadium shakes
throw it back, throw it back. this is used after any giant hits a home run, especially Barry
and of course you can always just boo lustily, while holding your left arm up in the air and using your right arm to pretend to inject steroids.
all in all, it was a really good time. i rocked the "dopers suck" t-shirt and wristband. both of them elicited many great looks and comments, from dodgers fans and giants fans. The only bummer of the night was, the dodgers lost, and the guy the dodgers beaned was not Barry. still, for a random decision, it was a great way to spend an evening.
2 comments:
As I told you on the phone, TOO LONG TO READ!!!!!
Mrs. LK
everyone is a critic, half of that last post was spaces, and a third of the text was stretched out words. you're just bitter because you like the giants, and barry's great giant melon. i looks like a grapefruit on a toothpick.
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