because i said so

oh happy day! the infallible, untouchable, all knowing, catholic church has finally reached a decision about the existence of limbo. the judgement that they hold is that limbo does not exist. now i can rest easy at night. the catholic church has finally answered the burning question that has for so long been chained to my soul. it was like an emotional anchor, dragging me into depression, but now there is only the sunlight and happiness. thank you, oh thank you catholic church, for letting me know that you don't know what happens to the souls of babies when they die. but you know for a fact that they do not end up in limbo. i find it particularly appropriate that you saw fit to educate me on April twentieth. yep you are savvy clergy to recognize a holiday of this nature and give us another reason to celebrate. in closing, thank you, for showing the world how smart you really are, on this our most hallowed of holidays.

happy 420 to whom so ever might chance upon this tidbit of sarcasm and disrespect.