and boy are my arms tired.

this sparkling little gem comes to you courtesy of the little kenny.

1. go to google.

2. click google maps.

3. click get directions.

4. enter: New York, New York as starting address

5. enter: Paris, France as destination

6. click get directions

7. scroll down and read line 23

8. if you laugh, re-post this little piece of fluff.

i do realize that this is a radical departure from my usual frustrated rants. but i promise, i wont be happy for long. soon something will upset me, or anger me, and the screaming chinaman will be back in action.